Europe, Nutshell

Goodbye Europe: Best & Worst of

After traveling for 3 months around Europe, I feel as though I am entitled to judge everything about every country, city, and culture that I experienced. From Switzerland, which I drove through in a day, to Rome, where I camped out for 2 weeks. With the knowledge I have acquired I feel that I can give all of you guys at home a fair synopsis of what is good and what is not so that you will not even have to worry about crossing an ocean to see what is on the other side, and, if you do, you can skip the shit. So, without further adieu I bring you the Europe best & worst of list.

Best place to get picked up and thrown by an angry dude: Svilengrad, Bulgaria

Worst place to feel like going out and partying in: Rome, Italy

Best place to urinate in public: Vienna, Austria

Best place to fulfill your grandma fetish: Romania

Worst place to drive politely: Italy

Worst national treasure: Bran Castle, Romania

Worst avant-garde toilet concept: shelf toilet (Turkey) Runner up: slide toilet (Italy)

Best Doner Kebab: Germany

Worst Doner Kebab: Everywhere else

Worst place to go if you like happiness: Czech Republic

Worst public transit system: Rome, Italy

Best place to go bankrupt eating terrible food: Barcelona, Spain

Best food: Lyons, France

Best duo: Romanian George Clooney & The Town Rapist, Gogosu, Romania

Worst song to be played 3 zillion times: We No Speak Americano

Worst place to have a nap: Turkey

Best super touristy thing: Eiffel Tower

Best place to get run over by a cyclist and then get yelled at: Amsterdam, Netherlands

Best deal on a case of beer: Germany

Best place to get attacked by dogs: Romania

Best drunk food: Langos, Hungary

Best clubs: Budapest, Hungary

Most beautiful women: France

Best place to stay up until 6am dancing: Rekyjavik, Iceland

Worst language: Lurky Lurk Runner up: Italian

Best Country: France

Best tunnel radio stations: Switzerland

Best place to be exsanguinated: The Mosquito Farm, Slovakia

That's it, I'm done with Europe, now that that's out of my system I'll be free to get to other good stuff. Talk at you later.

A.