It's time! Christmastime, which for me marks the end of my extended world procrastination tour. I'm not sure what it marks for you, and frankly, we'll stick with topics of importance here. We all know the true meaning of Christmas, no matter how hard religious lobbies and the cartoon industry try to force their sentimentalist borderline-socialist interpretation of the holidays down our throat. The true meaning of Christmas is to get sweet stuff showing people how much you love them. The bigger and more expensive the stuff, the more you obviously love someone. On that note, my lovelies, here is an up-to-date list on things that can buy my affection, or at least my attention:
-A condo in downtown Vancouver (at least 600 sq. ft., w/ view of North Shore mountains preferred)
-Round trip flight to Saigon.
-A Lotus Evora S (White)
-Tickets to the 2011 Heritage Classic
-Membership at a slightly-less-than-reputable massage parlor
-A Hu Ming original http://www1.hu-ming.com/all_list/08/list_2008.html
-Lessons in any of the following (Mandarin, French, piano, voice, scam artistry)
-A job
-Hang out with me on New Year's
Don't be shy, whether we've been friends for years or merely high-school acquaintances, it will never be considered inappropriate to share your holiday spirit with me. Merry Christmas to everybody, may next year be even more ridiculous than this one.
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