Single young buck looking for a sugarmama. If you've got too much cash and too little satisfaction, I have what you need. Need something to spice up your Mexican vacation? Dinner at Gotham by yourself is getting lonely? Whether you're looking for a handsome, rakish young thing to parade in front of the bitches at your staff Christmas party or a regular pleasure acquaintance to help you feel good when you want to be bad, I'm here. All I ask in return for my invaluable services is a well-appointed living quarters in the Gastown/Chinatown area.
My living space should include both en suite laundry and a dishwasher. Bedding should be at bare minimum queen sized, we all know that size matters, the bigger the better. Weekly maid service is preferred. The stainless steel fridge will be refilled daily to contain a minimum:
-1 750ml. Alberta Springs rye whisky
-12 cans Old Style Pilsner
-1 pack Double Stuffed Oreos
-1 4 liter Chocolate milk (2% please
I'm disease free (with the exception of an occasional tinea versicolour outbreak) and possess very little moral fiber. Though my personality is large there is a limited quantity of me. Applications are already pouring in, so drop me a line telling me why you are the best sugarmama for me.
Those interested in having a permanent Shotgun addition to their life are now in luck. For a limited time only, Shotgun is available for breeding stock. Choose between our freeze-dried serum, for your convenience, or, for the natural types, our direct injection solutions. In lieu of money, payment with fine dining, vacations, and automobiles will be considered.
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